The Stuffed Run Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Marks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.