The Phantom Flag Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Harrison Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
89%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Harrison Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.