The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- The QB looks at Harrison Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Harrison Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.