The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Harrison Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harrison Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.