The Butter-Finger Hex of Marvin Harrison Jr.
Marvin Harrison Jr. · HOU · WR
“Harrison Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Harrison Jr.'s week
- Harrison Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Harrison Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Harrison Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Harrison Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Harrison Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Harrison Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.