The Butter-Finger Hex of Puka Nacua
Puka Nacua · LAR · WR
“Nacua gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nacua's week
- Nacua does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Nacua is already "Out" with that knee - mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nacua's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Puka Nacua in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Puka Nacua is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Puka Nacua actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.