The Phantom Holding Hex of Puka Nacua
Puka Nacua · LAR · WR
“Nacua is already "Out" with that knee - mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nacua's week
- Nacua runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Nacua is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nacua's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Puka Nacua in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Puka Nacua is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Puka Nacua actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.