The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Puka Nacua
Puka Nacua · LAR · WR
“Nacua is already "Out" with that knee - mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nacua's week
- Nacua gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Nacua scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nacua, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Puka Nacua in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Puka Nacua is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Puka Nacua actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.