The Shadow Coverage Hex of Puka Nacua
Puka Nacua · LAR · WR
“Nacua is already "Out" with that knee - mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nacua's week
- Nacua gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- A mysterious flag erases Nacua's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Nacua, Nacua, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Puka Nacua in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Puka Nacua is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Puka Nacua actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.