The Butter-Finger Hex of Puka Nacua
Puka Nacua · LAR · WR
“Nacua is already "Out" with that knee - mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nacua's week
- Nacua is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Nacua gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nacua, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Puka Nacua in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Puka Nacua is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Puka Nacua actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.