The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Puka Nacua
Puka Nacua · LAR · WR
“Nacua will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nacua's week
- Nacua is already "Out" with that knee - mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Nacua tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nacua, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Puka Nacua in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Puka Nacua is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Puka Nacua actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.