The Dropped Pass Hex of Puka Nacua
Puka Nacua · LAR · WR
“Nacua is on IR and in your opponent's lineup. A haunting before the hex even begins.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nacua's week
- Nacua gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- Nacua gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nacua drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Puka Nacua in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Puka Nacua is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Puka Nacua actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.