The Mystery Tweak Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
80%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Eagles, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.