The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
92%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
49ers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.