The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- The QB looks at Aiyuk exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aiyuk's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.