The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Aiyuk, Aiyuk, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.