The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aiyuk's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.