The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Aiyuk does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aiyuk, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.