The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Aiyuk's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Aiyuk, Aiyuk, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.