The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
49ers scores zero, past belief!
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- Mike Evans
- George Kittle
- Deebo Samuel Sr.
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- Brandon Aiyuk
- Keenan Allen
- Jordan James
- Khalil Dinkins
- Mac Jones
FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.