The Garbage-Time Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
86%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
49ers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.