The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barner's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.