The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pitts Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.