The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gadsden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.