The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gadsden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.