The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.
- Bowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.