The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kelce spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kelce drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.