The Hamstring Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kelce gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kelce's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.