The Hamstring Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kelce finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kelce's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.