The Hamstring Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“The broadcast shows Kelce on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kelce gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kelce drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.