The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kelce drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.