The Sunday Night Fade Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Barner is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barner, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.