The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Barner scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.