The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Kessman gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
83%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kessman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.