The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Aubrey hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.