The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ferguson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ferguson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.