The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dicker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.