The Upright Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.