The Snap Count Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- A mysterious flag erases Darnold's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Darnold on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Darnold drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.