The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Darnold's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Darnold's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.