The Hamstring Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ravens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.