The Butter-Finger Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sarratt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sarratt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.