The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.