The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.