The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Flowers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Puka Nacua
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Derrick Henry
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.