The Phantom Flag Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Flowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.