The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Flowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.