The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Sims runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.