The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.