The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
- Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.